Time to go

A medida que George W. Bush fue perdiendo popularidad, mi simpatía por el tipo fue creciendo. Yo, siempre a favor del linchado. Es por eso que he compuesto una nueva canción en la que me pongo en su pellejo y miro atrás, a los años en la presidencia, y hacia lo que viene. Sí, con nostalgia por lo que se deja, pero con orgullo por la tarea realizada y con esperanza para el futuro en este mundo cada vez más complejo y con más futbolistas brasileños pufo.

He titulado al tema Time to go.

TIME TO GO

Time to go, fellas
My legacy is there
If you don't like it
you might as well go to hell

My principles were clear
Love God, love the U.S.
And if you see gays getting married
make them a bloody mess

Dick, Rumsfeld... My amigos
I'll remember your loyalty forever
Condi... I hope you've made enough money
to put your teeth together

I believe God and religion
are things we all should embrace
Any of you don't believe that?
Cheney, shoot 'em in the f*cking face!

I was a lot smarter
than the media used to say
My brain was nearly as powerful
as FD Roosevelt's legs

The economy is not that bad
Don't put it on the Wall Street guys
If you had to pay a Porsche
wouldn't you need extra cash?

Don't blame me for New Orleans
you, damn bunch of whiners
It wasn't my fault, man
Those guys are really poor swimmers

Iraq, Afghanistan
In those places I had a blast
It was like a paintball battle
but they let you kill the guys!

You call Iraq overreaction?
All we did is hit back
Like Glenn Ford with Hayworth
Like OJ with his wife

If I had to start over
I would still do the same things
Although maybe I'd hire an intern
if you know what I mean

Now I'll head to Texas with Laura
who always stood with me
She's not as hot as Sarah Palin
but at least the b*tch can read!

Bye, my friends!

AGUR!